February 14, 2012

LOVE it or hate it!

Valentine's day is here!
and you probably guessed, I LOVE IT ;D
if you reading this and you think this is a made up holiday
for stupid people who just need an occasion to spend money, then
you need to bugger off immediately, coz I think you're one of those
stupid people who just hate life. There's no reason to hate any holiday,
it's just a reminder to celebrate, nobody is making you go buy flowers
for your wife, you should anyway...

And since I LOVE it, I spend a good few hours making some awesomely cute fondant covered cookies to mark the occasion!:)
without further ado, here they are!



the recipe I used for the cookies comes from the very talented SugarBelle
visit her page here :

http://www.sweetsugarbelle.com/blog/2011/06/basic-sugar-cookie-recipe-2/

I used almond extract, and the cookies turned out amazing, no blisters,kept the shape, and the flavor is just outstanding!

Marshmallow fondant was a bit tricky to work with, but, I think they turned out just fine for my first ever attempt at making it. Here's the recipe I used :

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/marshmallow-fondant/

Hope you enjoyed these !
have a lovely, looooooovely ,love-filled Valentine's day!

xxx

January 29, 2012

it's choux , not shoe ;D

Choux pastry cookies-childhood memories in one bite ;)


These have always been one of my favorite cookies when I was growing up.
No matter where you buy them, they always taste the same, always perfect!
Soft,moist,fragrant,sweet,mmmmm, perfection ;)

I make sure I know my favorite recipes, that way if I can't buy something, I know I can make it at home anytime I wish. Today was one of those days where I just had to have them ;)
They are pretty basic, choux pastry cookies, slightly sweeter, and denser than actual choux used for profiteroles etc. Addictive as cigarettes and heroin, lol ;D

Try them and you'll see ;)


Ingredients:

350 ml of milk
75 grams butter
100 grams of sugar (i used 120 grams)
170 grams of flour
pinch of salt (less that 1/4tsp)
3-4 eggs




heat milk, butter and sugar in the sauce pan, turn the heat down to medium low once the milk is boiling, add salt and sifted flour all at once and mix vigorously with a wooden spoon until the mixture forms a smooth ball of dough.

Let cool for 10-20 minutes,but not completely, add one egg at a time,incorporating the egg fully before adding another one.

pour the dough into the pastry bag (I used 1M tip) and pipe cookies onto a baking sheet.
feel free to play with the shapes, hearts will be perfect for Valentine's day ;D hint hint ;)

bake at 210 c for 20--25 minutes (test your oven with a small batch of cookies, I baked them at 180c)
do not open the oven while baking the cookies, they will most likely flop down!

enjoy cold or warm, you can even pipe some cream into them (I'd suggest reducing the amount of sugar to the minimum then)

at first cookies are nice and crispy on the outside, but once they cool completely and sit for a while, they become nice and soft. I like them either way ;)

enjoy! xxx

January 05, 2012

I Heart Bread!

Apparently this is an authentic recipe from one of the Lithuanian bakeries. If you're not informed yet, Lithuania, being a tiny country, has one of the best breads on EARTH, not exaggerating at all !
Makes me proud... Every time I get nostalgic, I bake bread.

This recipe is easy to make, but takes time to get the end product, due to the amount of yeast in the bread, it's tiny and it takes a while to raise, but it give you the lightest bread with the crunchy crust,mmmmm, absolutely glorious!



Ingredients :
3 cups white flour (375grams)
6 grams dry yeast (3/4 teaspoon)
6 grams salt (3/4 teaspoon)
8 grams sugar (1 tablespoon, I used 2)
55 grams vegetable oil ( 4 tablespoons ) (when I make this bread with raisins, I use melted butter instead, makes it so fragrant and much denser)
200 ml water (3/4 c)
egg-wash

Combine 1c flour with yeast and 3/4c warm water (not hot,it will kill the yeast), cover with plastic and let sit for 30 minutes, when you see bubbles raising to the top, it's ready.

Add 1 cup of flour, salt, 1 tbsp sugar, veggie oil , and knead for 10-15 minutes, adding flour as needed. I never use the remaining 3rd cup, barely under 1/2c , y bread always turns out great.

I cannot stress enough the importance of kneading your bread, don't be lazy,what's 10 minutes of playing with soft dough?:) I don't trust the machines, like Will Smith in "I, Robot" ;D
I believe you give your food your energy when you make it with your hands ;)

After the dough is kneaded, put it in a bowl and cover it with plastic and a towel, let is sit someplace warm until it doubles in size.

Divide the dough into 3 parts, let it sit another 10 minutes, as 'they' say to relax ;)

Braid the dough as shown in this video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR6aIAh2Vt8

My favorite is 5 strand braiding, 6 i find to be too much.

Once you're done playing with it (it is very entertaining!:), place bread into the baking tray (any shape you want, bread pan, bundt pan) cover with plastic and let sit, until the bread is doubled in size again.
Brush with eggwash and bake at 180c /356 F for 30-45 minutes, depending on your oven and location.

Enjoy it warm, with some fresh butter and whatever else you want to put on top of it!

December 30, 2011

worthy of emperor's taste buds for sure!

Meet the Napoleon Torte !
a traditional New Year's Eve dessert for millions of
people in ex soviet countries, loved by everyone I know to this day.
Time consuming? yes! Delectable ? You'll wanna slap your next door neighbor!
Yes, not grandma, coz she taught me to do it, neighbor, coz it's that good the mere
thought of sharing it with someone will make you wanna slap them! :D

without further ado, here is the beauty :








this recipe is very easy to make, minus the grueling labor when rolling out those tiny tiny layers , mine had 12 this time, and 16 last time i made it.
this amount of dough makes a 20cm / 8 inch diameter cake.
I doubled the recipe to get 16 layers and made the cake 30 cm/12 inch cake.

200 gr margarine (1 cup minus 1 tbsp)
3 cups of flour
1/2 cup cold water
1tbsp vinegar

grate chilled margarine and cut it with the flour.
once the mixture looks like fine crumbs, add water and vinegar, knead the dough gently into a ball, wrap with plastic wrap and put into the refrigerator to cool while you're making the cream.

I used pastry cream that's made in 2 steps:

3 cups of milk-- heat on medium heat while mixing following ingredients in a separate bowl:

1c sugar
1c milk
2 eggs
2 tbsp flour

Once the milk has started boiling reduce the heat a little bit and start pouring the egg mixture slowly into the milk,whisking it constantly to avoid forming lumps. When the cream has thickened, cover it with a towel and let it cool (if you're lucky and have minus temperature outside, it won't take long)

Once the cream has cooled completely, add this mixture to it:

300 grams of butter (1cup plus 5 tbsp)
1 cup of sugar
(whip it with the mixer until sugar completely incorporated)

Add one table spoon at a time to the cream, and whip it with the mixer after each addition.

let it stand it the fridge for an hour or so.

Get your dough ball out, cut it into 12 equal parts,shape them into small balls and place them back in the fridge, using one at a time, so they don't start melting on your table,it makes it very hard to roll out.

Dust the work surface with flour and roll the balls as thin as you possibly can. Move onto baking sheet and pierce wholes all through with the fork.

Bake at 240 c (464F)
the layers bake very quickly, so watch out for them getting scorched. If you have an eager set of helping hands, that's the time to employ them.

Cut the layers into the shape you wish, I prefer the cake round, and I use this glorious TRICK, I take a lid off any of my pots and cut the layers with it, the actual layer gets stuck inside the lid and i can move it without breaking it onto the plate that the cake will be served on;) veeeeeery handy ;)

Reserve the leftover cutoffs from the cake layers, they will be turned into crumbs and used to decorate the cake.

Once all of the cake layers are ready, pour the cream on each layer, pressing lightly to 'glue' the layers together. If you like the layers half dry, this is not the cake for you,it's very moist and heavy.

Make sure you have enough cream for the top layer (I reserve it in advance just in case)
Once you have poured the cream on top, cover it with crumbs all over, wrap with plastic wrap and put it in the fridge to soak up the cream overnight. I remove the cake the next day and let it sit at room temperature for complete 'soakage' lol ;)

It's time consuming, but very rewarding!
Everyone who tries this cake is smitten with it's delightful aroma and flavor, not to mention the texture of 12 layers of pastry melting in your mouth!

Enjoy!

Happy New Year!

October 31, 2011

Spookylicious!

Happy Spooky Halloween to all!

Gotta love this holiday! Get to play dress up,
eat crazy looking food, drink toxic beverages, and what's most
fun trick or treat! :)
Not sure if little trick-or-treaters would love the idea of brain-dead
cupcakes with blood clots bursting out of them, but I am more than certain
PG 13 audience most definitely will!





No specific recipe to be followed here,use your favorite cupcake and frosting
recipe, cut holes in the cupcakes, fill with strawberry or cherry pie filling until they are about to burst.
Frost with squiggles that look like brain matter and voilà,your toxic brain cupcakes are ready to be served!

Your friends will be delighted! Make sure you have plenty of napkins in store,it could
get messy!

Happy Halloween!

October 28, 2011

Decadent indulgence

I've always loved caviar! Salmon, beluga, cod, you name it--I like it! all but fake caviar, eek!

Sadly, most people I speak to hate it, I usually hear something like :" EEEEEEW , fish eggs". Makes me laugh, they don't know what they're missing!

On special occasions I make some crepes and eat caviar rolled in a crepe with crème fraîche, blissfully yummy! On the days when I have no time for crepes, I butter fresh bread and spread generous amount of caviar on it, top it with a thin slice of lemon, perfection!

When I have guests that enjoy caviar as much as I do, I always make sure to serve these little appetizers, Halloween table will have them on too, especially since they go nicely with the orange color scheme;)

If you never tried caviar, go for it, especially if you're not the 'eek-fish-eggs' type ;)

Don't they just look gorgeous? Orange pearls of salty goodness , yumm!

October 22, 2011

Churros with a Cause

I dreamed up my Pink Ribbon Churros last night,I was staring at all the beautiful recipes online, drooling over the thought of making them first thing in the morning. Morning came,it was a very cold morning, so standing around a hot pot of oil was more than pleasant ;)




they are really easy to make, and there are millions of recipes out there, I liked this one coz it uses eggs,somehow makes me feel good knowing there are eggs;D Weird, I know:)

Onto the serious part. I made these in the shape of the ribbon to mark the Breast HEALTH Awareness Month. I refuse to call it anything else but that, HEALTH awareness. I believe we should be aware of health and put effort into maintaining it, rather than going to see a doctor only when you get ill.

Therefore, even if ONE female reads this blog entry and decides to get an appointment to get checked out or does a self exam, I will be happy as a big pink elephant ;)

Onto churros, to make them you will need:


Churros with a cause !

1 cup = 250 ml container

1 cup of boiling water
100 grams of butter (just a bit snipped off 1 full stick)
zest of 1 orange or lemon
1 cup of flour
1-2 tablespoons of sugar
1/4 tsp of salt
3 eggs, lightly beaten

vegetable oil (I used peanut oil ) - for frying
cinnamon and sugar - for dusting


Bring water to boil and melt butter in it. Add zest, sugar salt mix until melted and toss flour in , mix vigorously until you get a smooth thick dough. Whisk eggs lightly and slowly pour them into hot dough, continuing to mix like a mad housewife ;D
If you still have lumps in the dough, just run it through a sieve--my best friend in the war with lumps ;D
Once cooled, pack the dough into pastry bag or syringe fitted with a large star shaped tip.

Heat oil on medium heat, to check if it's ready toss a small cube of white bread in, if it turns light brown, it's ready, if soaks up the oil and floats lifeless it's not hot enough, if turns dark brown quick, it's too hot, take it off the heat and let it cool for a couple of minutes, you don't want your churros ugly brown color.

Fry churros for a minute each, they don't take long, once they are light brown, they are ready to come out. Toss on the paper towel to absorb excess oil and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar.

Hot (or cold) chocolate dip:

1 cup of milk or 1/2 c cream +1/2 c cream if your naughty ;)
200 grams of dark chocolate, chopped
1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence

melt chocolate with milk either in a saucepan or a microwave, add vanilla essence and enjoy hot or cold;) I like it cold believe it or not ,when it's hot it's too overpowering for my taste buds;)


Eat churros right away dipping them into the chocolate, they are perfect when they are hot, they are just as good when cold ;)

Enjoy! and stay healthy!

p.s original recipe can be found here : http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/2469/churros+con+chocolate